Middle School Science/ 6th Grade Social Studies: Ms. Kristen Wirasnik Middle School Language Arts/ Ms. McCann Middle School Math/ 8th Grade Social Studies: Mr.
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- Welcome to the Hoot Novel Unit! This Unit meets these Common Core Standards: Integration of Knowledge and Ideas: CCSS.ELA-LITERACY.RL.6.7 Compare and contrast the experience of reading a story, drama, or poem to listening to or viewing an audio, video, or live version of the text, including contrasting what they 'see' and 'hear' when reading the text to what they perceive when they listen.
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class…
“Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said,
“You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,
“Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open.
Then she said to those around her,
“Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
Power Up!mrs. Parker's 6th Grade L.a. Class
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
“Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,
“The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said,
“Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
Power Up Mrs. Parker's 6th Grade L.a. Classic
One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework…And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
Power Up Mrs. Parker's 6th Grade L.a. Classroom
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